Really threw me when I read it. On one hand, it was amusing. On the other, it came from so far out of left field it took me two reads to figure out what you were getting at!
I've always said sex was a big part of my life. Now I have a good excuse for it beyond 'I think we may both enjoy it.'
"Aaarrghh! My balance! It's failing! It must be retrained! We have to f**k now! Hard, fast, and up against the wall of that alley!"
"No, honestly officer, it was for medical reasons..."
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Really threw me when I read it. On one hand, it was amusing. On the other, it came from so far out of left field it took me two reads to figure out what you were getting at!
I've always said sex was a big part of my life. Now I have a good excuse for it beyond 'I think we may both enjoy it.'
"Aaarrghh! My balance! It's failing! It must be retrained! We have to f**k now! Hard, fast, and up against the wall of that alley!"
"No, honestly officer, it was for medical reasons..."