See, I would have started keeping my eyes open for more extreme ties. While I don't own one, I think one of the ones with a bloody rubber eyeball stuck to it would be the go. Or the hula girl with the light-up flashing nipples.

With a rule like that, there's all sorts of ways to really push it while still obeying their requirements.

And unless it says specifically that I have to wear a tie around my neck, then there's lots I can do. In the end, it depends on whether the job I'm in deserves the respect.