1. I like the way you flaunt yourself, and wanted to get in on the action.
2. The clown who forcefully took my virginity. He had the same laugh.
3. Your beautiful long hair. I just wish you'd stop wearing gloves to cover it.
4. You throwing chilli sausages to the elephants in the zoo.
5. Adolph Hitler, because he was also a painter.
6. Are you still shagging that priest?