I was already in fandom when I put on weight - but I always put it down to the combination of leaving school, initially working part-time at Kentucky Fried Chicken, and then full time in a 7-Eleven owned by my parents.

Congratulations, Danny, on one of THE best articles I've read ANYWHERE this year. This deserves to be reprinted in fanzines, blogs and sent in emails to fans around the world.

And Jocko - dude, how good is it to see you here?