Actually one of the issues might have been you dressing like a Mod, that look was soooo dated :)

Actually, that's an element I forgot to talk about. Many guys are little kids when they first see their dad's willy, which naturally enough is bigger than theirs.

Then by the time they are teens, what they see is porno guys who have 8-inch dongers. So there is likely to be a constant impression that they are on the small side.