Transformers

[dalekboy]

Now I didn't watch Transformers when I was young. However I did see a whole bunch of episodes of the old cartoon a few years back, and it was entertaining. Being totally stuffed from today's Santa gig, I decided to watch the recent film, because my expectations were low and I figured it would be entertaining.

It was utter rubbish. The first 50 minutes were unwatchable. Most of the human characters are predictable and embarrassing cretins. It was a painful watch. Truly awful. The film improves after the 50 minute mark but not by much. The editing and direction makes it difficult to tell the robots apart in most of the fight scenes, in fact the fight scenes are just a mess.

Let me sum it up this way. Even bad films, TV shows, etc. my first viewing I prefer to be without distractions. I won't put something I haven't seen on in the background while working on other things. Hell I rarely do it with things I have seen. I like watching films and TV, and rewatching something for me is a chance to look at elements of the production I haven't seen before.

I started up the laptop partway through and began surfing the internet.

I don't hate the film, I don't care enough about it for that.

Comments

[bigevilogre.livejournal.com]

It definately had a lot of potential that was ruined with the cluttered screen. Not to mention the robots had so much detail that I don't imagine even a high definition TV would catch it. Then there are all the questions at the end. At the end of the credits we know what became of Starscream. But what about Berricade the Mustang? I finally figured that one out, but I couldn't see him in the pile of dead bots at the end. What about Scorponock or whatever it's name is.
I liked the vehicles a lot. Especially Bumblebee. Though I got into trouble when you got a glance under the hood. "Nice headers. You have an aluminum high rise with a double pumper."
*twitch. Spaz.* "THAT IS NOT A HIGH RISE WITH A DOUBLE PUMPER! THOSE ARE SIDE DRAFT WEBBERS ON A MOON INTAKE!" I didn't even get into the aftermarket pulleys and all that. I got shushed.
I confess I liked the movie, but because I like the cars a lot and it had some good moments (Like Barricade chasing Bumblebee and the scene with Bernie Mac at the used car lot)

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

> At the end of the credits we know what became of Starscream. But what about Berricade the Mustang?

It's assumed that Scorponok and Barricade survived, although the original script had a scene where Barricade was killed. The writers hinted in an interview that Barricade might return in the sequel.

Wikipedia says that Bonecusher might have survived Prime's beating (even though Prime apparently beheaded him) and is now hiding out in the jungles of South America.

[bigevilogre.livejournal.com]

I know Barricade got whupped on by Ironhide. At least got a wheel torn off. I can see how they'd let Bonecrusher survive, a robot's anatomy doesn't have to be like ours. The human body can parish with less than 1% damage, but a bot, that could be a totally different deal.
I was bummed they killed Jazz. "Nobody kills a Pontiac in my town! Just be glad it wasn't my town."