Oh, and the dancing ballerinas doesn't have to be at my funeral. Given that I have friends scattered across the country and might need to mark the death in more than one place, it'd be more feasible to do it at a wake party anyway. Send the tutu-ed tiptoers in with an empty coffin and celebrate. For that matter, why keep the coffin empty? Fill it with jelly worms, have the ballerinas "trip" and drop the coffin and send the worms everywhere... :-) (Glowing slime would work just as well under the circumstances...)