ext_88139 ([identity profile] battblush.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] dalekboy 2008-10-08 01:29 am (UTC)

This is how Lex will identify you to his friends.

Age 2: My daddy. Not your daddy.
Age 3: That's my daddy. He has long hair/a beard/a penis (believe me, Cassie used this to describe her father).
Age 6: This is my dad. He's Father Christmas.
Age 10: My dad's name is Danny. He sells Dr Who stuff.
Age 12. That's just my dad.
Age 15: Don't walk near me, dad. I don't want people to know we're together.
Age 20. Let me introduce you to my dad. At the moment he's the judge of the Miss Australia contest. Nest year? Who knows.

Notice the one constant. No matter what you choose to call yourself, to Lex you'll always be dad.

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