Deciding to get a mirror view of myself. I used to live in a house that had strip mirrors on the wardrobe doors that faced the end of my bed. Had to position myself carefully so that I was reflected in a mirror, which meant balancing precariously right on the edge of the bed.
The inevitable happened. Things started getting interesting, I wiggled, fell onto the floor.
..... THEN I noticed I'd left the bedroom curtains open and my bedroom faced onto the street.....