Spidonan

[dalekboy]

Few things are as effective at curtailing one's attempt at pre-bed onanism than having a spider drop down from the ceiling and run across one's arm.

I'm just glad that only my arm was bare at that point.

Anyone else have any stories of interruption they'd like to share?

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

One thing I found interesting was that no one, and especially no parents, replied to my post (http://dalekboy.livejournal.com/239698.html) on how not to expect any luck with sex or masturbation with a new baby in the house. To date, it's the only Thing New Parents Should Know (http://dalekboy.livejournal.com/tag/tnpsk) post to have no replies. Either people don't want to face the reality, don't want to admit it in public, or just wept quietly instead of posting :)

[delicious-irony.livejournal.com]

...or all of the above.

Or maintained a dignified 'Well, duh!' silence. :P