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([personal profile] dalekboy Nov. 3rd, 2008 12:39 am)
Few things are as effective at curtailing one's attempt at pre-bed onanism than having a spider drop down from the ceiling and run across one's arm.

I'm just glad that only my arm was bare at that point.

Anyone else have any stories of interruption they'd like to share?

From: [identity profile] delicious-irony.livejournal.com


The classical 'someone knocks on bedroom door' situation. Not terribly interesting, I'm afraid.

From: [identity profile] gutter-monkey.livejournal.com


Happens to me all the time, since my PC with my porn collection is in my room. These days I always have a 'safe' website I can alt-tab across to, and I'm a master at hiding the evidence. Then when whoever has wanted to talk to me leaves I can get back to business. :D

From: [identity profile] dalekboy.livejournal.com


I'm relegated to the loungeroom these days, which builds up whole new levels of paranoia.
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