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Tweety-things
- 18:49 Lex has been screamy boy today. Maybe I should let him out of the box... or plug the airholes to stop the sound getting out. #
- 19:04 The box is inch-thick lead. He likes to chew on it. #
- 09:11 It's the morning. I don't want it to be morning. Think I'll start an online petition, because those always work. #
- 09:36 100 Greatest hits of youtube in 4 minutes - www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGOIzsNZaPQ&feature=related #
- 09:59 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I replaced all the porn on your computer with pictures of me. #
- 10:52 I hate when you wake up in the morning and feel as though your mouth has been swapped with a hobo's. #
- 10:53 Not coping with noise today. May try earplugs, or slitting everyone else's throat. #
- 10:54 That fucking dog is singing again. I wouldn't mind so much if it knew more than one song. #
- 10:57 Okay, I think I'll put Lex down, then crawl back into bed. Now, where's that bolt-gun? #
- 15:07 I think you'll find, on a scale of important human discoveries, cheese and Vegemite vying with each other for top spot. #