I am personally offended by this flood. I no longer feel safe in weather. I demand an apology from God.


"Well, on the bright side, I suppose I don't have to move them all now."

Well you still have to move them, but now you can use a pitch fork.

Sorry to hear it, Danny. Requesting a list of what you lost, I'm sure I'll have at least some of them in that collection of mine I haven't even looked at for years.