On the road again

[dalekboy]

I'm writing from Sean William's huge mansion in Adelaide, after having just had a Swedish massage from one of his female servants, Inga. A Swedish massage is just like an ordinary one, they just talk to you with an accent.

I shall be virtually uncontactable until I hit Perth on Thursday next week, so send any important messages to Sharon and I'll get them.

Yay, off to the wild places again.

But first, breakfast, served on the plump thighs of Cuban women. Sean is *such* a good host!

Comments

[delicious-irony.livejournal.com]

Please tell me the thighs are still attached...?:)

Didn't the Marquis de Sade say that the best of all breakfasts was a piping hot omelette eaten with an exceedingly sharp fork, off the bottom of a plump girl?

:P

[delicious-irony.livejournal.com]

And when do you get to Perth? I'd like to buy you a big bowl of fries and a chat.

(The chat is free, of course.:P)

[livelurker.livejournal.com]

I see you're getting into training for Swancon then :)

[hespa.livejournal.com]

Curse you people living exotic lives...

**wants in**