In mine, Rob Roy MacGregor was sent to the Americas after his imprisonment by the English, instead of being pardoned, where he organised a rebellion much earlier than the War of Independance. Thus was formed New Scotland, and from there a reign of highland terror swept the planet, as the Great Scottish Empire conquered most of the world. Australia was colonised by the Scots. Men wear kilts. Teenagers wear them down around their knees. And have their sporrans on backwards. The most popular instrument in rock music are the electric bagpipes. Scottish brogue is the world language. MacDonalds serves haggis.

Hmmm... might have to hold onto this one. These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.