I'm posting from my brother's computer at his house, 'cos he's throwing a birthday party for himself (30) and my dad (60) tomorrow. His ocker friends are going to be setting up a bar in his garage and stocking it with a shitload of alcohol. He's been telling me stories about his friends. Apparently one of them likes to give people a drink called a 'wildfire', which is a shot of vodka or something with about 8 drops of tabasco sauce floating on top. This guy is very proud of the fact that it makes nearly everyone he gives it to throw up. What the fuckity fuck?

I bought a bottle of Kahluah for myself. It'll probably last me an entire year. It's the only alcohol whose taste I like enough.