The Fibber's Meme

[dalekboy]

As a bastard act, right before I have no net access for two days, I present the following meme...

Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:

1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

1. Well, you threatened me with physical harm, so I kind of had to.
2. That time I had amnesia and thought I was a princess, and you let me go on thinking it, you bastard!
3. The way you plait your nostril hair. Most people couldn't make that work.
4. That time in high school where we made the principal cry. Okay, it was his dog, but who knew he was that attached to it?
5. Imelda Marcos, because of your shoe fetish.
6. When did you first decide to become a man?

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Okay then...
1 is clearly a lie. It was the threats to your credit history. (Physical harm, feh. As if that would scare you...)
2 ... damn! You told the truth! Got to admit, it was pretty funny.
3 And I always thought it was the earwax sculpting!
4 I guess we should have noticed. Him being attached at the time and all.
5 Another obvious lie. It's Tor Johnson, because of my command of the language.
6 Well, after the time with that marine biologist, I couln't stand being just a manatee any longer.


And in truth, not a lie, and in all honesty - this was *fun*!