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As a bastard act, right before I have no net access for two days, I present the following meme...
Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:
1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.
Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:
1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.
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2. The time I caught my willy in my zipper, because being around you can sometimes be painful, but it's also a valuable learning experience.
3. The fact that you're not afraid to openly champion Star Trek Enterprise for it's clever and insightful storytelling.
4. I remember when you said you hated Star Wars so much, you were going to pretend to be George Lucas and mess up the prequels. I don't know why I ever doubted that you'd go through with it.
5. Winnie the Pooh, because he likes rap, too.
6. What did you do with George?
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After seeing his Masters of horror, I think Miike should do more children's flicks just like it.
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2. That time I had amnesia and thought I was a princess, and you let me go on thinking it, you bastard!
3. The way you plait your nostril hair. Most people couldn't make that work.
4. That time in high school where we made the principal cry. Okay, it was his dog, but who knew he was that attached to it?
5. Imelda Marcos, because of your shoe fetish.
6. When did you first decide to become a man?
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1 is clearly a lie. It was the threats to your credit history. (Physical harm, feh. As if that would scare you...)
2 ... damn! You told the truth! Got to admit, it was pretty funny.
3 And I always thought it was the earwax sculpting!
4 I guess we should have noticed. Him being attached at the time and all.
5 Another obvious lie. It's Tor Johnson, because of my command of the language.
6 Well, after the time with that marine biologist, I couln't stand being just a manatee any longer.
And in truth, not a lie, and in all honesty - this was *fun*!
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2. That time when I was little and eating a sandwich, my tooth came out and it made me cry. It's like that time you removed three of my teeth to leave under your pillow for the tooth fairy.
3. Your tight bike pants
4. That time at your place when you'd just dumped Britney Spears and she kept ordering pizzas to be delivered to your place as revenge.
5. Gandalf, because he had the whole trike thing going as well.
6. When do you find out about the test results?
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2. It was four teeth and you know it. Stop trying to make me look like some goody two shoes!
3. You're just jealous.
6. Well, apparently the test results are classified and they won't tell me anything...
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2. The clown who forcefully took my virginity. He had the same laugh.
3. Your beautiful long hair. I just wish you'd stop wearing gloves to cover it.
4. You throwing chilli sausages to the elephants in the zoo.
5. Adolph Hitler, because he was also a painter.
6. Are you still shagging that priest?
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2. When I was little, a man who smelt of bananas used to come into my bedroom at night. He'd stand there in the dark, whispering about the spiders under his skin, and how they told him to watch me. If I told him to go away, he'd cry tears of blood. Then one day he stopped coming. At first I was relieved, then I started to miss him. When you broke into my house last week, I thought for one brief moment that he'd returned.
3. Your talent for regurgitating turnips still amazes me.
4. The time we got naked in Parliament as a protest. Shame we didn't pick a day when it was in session. I remember you freaking out about my vestigial tail.
5. Alfred, the cheese-eating gnome.
6. What did you do with the man who smelled like bananas?
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6. He made a great smoothie (yum yum!)
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:(
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But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, you will suffer!
Or the next day. Maybe next week.
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2. I used to have a dog called Banjo. I loved that dog so much, then one day he bit me, so I slit his throat. Actually, that's not so much something you remind me of, as something you've inspired me to plan...
3. The way you scream when you come.
4. You dressed as Optimus Prime. I remember being amazed that you built the suit so you could actually transform. I also remember the way the blood dripped and pooled around the suit when you did.
5. The Queen of England, partially because you both have corgis, and partially because you both have a wicked sense of humour.
Oh and you've both slept with Phil.
6. Why did Kylie Minogue pull out of playing Astroboy in Super Happy Robot Hour?
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1. 'Friend' is just the term Livejournal uses, it's not the term I would have chosen at all. 'Enemied' you is closer... or maybe 'despaired of' or 'put up with.' Actually, the reason is that I had no choice in the matter. Bloody Gods and their role-playing games.
2. The time my hand got set alight thanks to spilled lighter fluid. It hurt, but it didn't stop me playing with fire, because its beautiful and special. I'm just like that - stupid.
3. I love how meek, malleable, and easy-to-please you are. It's also nice to hang around with someone who regularly makes me feel smart by comparison.
4. Remember that time I ran away from you and died? It was so funny seeing how pissed off you got when you finally realised!
5. God. But only because he occasionally thinks he's you.
6. What age did you finally realise you were female?
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Curse these people without comment links at the bottom of their layouts! Erm. I should fix mine at some point..
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2. The time our bull terrier got out and mauled the old lady's seeing-eye dog. I imagine you in the part of the old lady.
3. Your skills at juggling. I can't juggle balls, let alone feces. I still haven't figured out how you stop it breaking apart - I suppose it's a trade secret.
4. I remember way back when you used to shave your head, you said you'd let it grow an inch for each Hollywood star you got to photograph naked, or sleep with - so how's that working out for you?
5. The Sixth Doctor - because of your fashion sense
6. When are you going to take me for a ride in your airship for a wonderful adventure? I was promised dammit!
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*. The magical journey will, of course, be on my airship. But really, until you improve your juggling you'd just be a liability. Try varying your diet - all those monkey brains are doing very little for your consistency.
4. Well, I've reached about 40 inches now, so I'd say I'm not doing too badly. Geoffrey Rush was a bit of a trial, thoiugh.
5. It's the cravat that does it, though I've since retained
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*comes back dripping from cold shower, begins to type*
1. Well it was part of our plan to make Lee jealous enough to want to marry you. Worked a treat, too!
2. I remember when I was small, I liked being small, and I never wanted to grow up, even though it'd mean I'd never be able to reach things on shelves. Eventually I grew a little and realised it was good to be able to reach things on shelves, so I made myself grow to my current height of just over two metres tall. It's a shame you never had the same desire to reach shelves. Then again, that's why we planned to marry you off to Lee, so he could be on shelf duty and you could stay small and cute.
3. I like that you're not a writer.
4. I remember the first Swancon where I met you. What I don't remember is what happened after we got those hookers back to your room...
5. The Butler from The Prisoner - because all the bigwigs kept vanishing but that little bastard was unstoppable!
6. You once told the story of Lee and yourself getting amorous while watching a DVD, so pausing it while you both got busy. It was still on hold over 30 hours later. Weren't you both a bit tired and sore after all that?
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2. You remind me of when I was a young teenager, thinking I was cool and hot and sexy. Like you, I found out the truth the hard way.
3. Your subtlety at dealing with delicate issues.
4. I remember when you were born and the doctor slapped your arse, you broke his arm in two different places.
5. The Doctor - because he's a know-it-all bastard, too!
6. Did you have to visit the Wizard of Oz to be gifted with your confidence, and if so, can you tell me how to get there? Please? Pretty please?
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2. Yes. We both found out the hard way that its possible to be TOO sexy.
3. I can be subtle. Sometimes I deliberately shoot to wound.
6. No such luck, sorry. Crossroads at midnight. Bring a goat.
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One of these things isn't really necessary, but is just because I want it. I'll let you guess which one.
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Go for it.
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2. I was once felt up by a man in a Totoro outfit... I... I can't go on...
3. You're the only person I know who can actually whistle through a Cheezel held in their lips.
4. I remember that one Christmas where I was dressed as Santa, you were dressed as Mrs. Claus, and we danced the night away to the cheers of the children.
5. Buffy, for obvious reasons.
6. How many roads must a man walk down?
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2. I once had someone write to me expressing an interest in sleeping with me - I like to pretend it was you - but it was actually Dave Luckett.
3. Your curly blonde hair and the way you giggle at inappropriate times, like during funerals.
4. I remember us hunting feral Bogans together one Australia day. You were vicious, tearing them to pieces while giggling like a schoolgirl. God it was so hot!
5. Darth Vader because of the whole mask and leather fetish.
6. Are you still planning on wearing the patchwork dress made of bloody flannelette shirts for your wedding?
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2. ah, but I put him up to it. Still smarting from the amount of money I had to pony up when he went through with it.
4. but they don't breed 'em like they used to.
6. wore that to the last one. can't do the same thing twice now can i?
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