1. Hespa threatened to have Cumber beat me up if I didn't. 2. When I was little, a man who smelt of bananas used to come into my bedroom at night. He'd stand there in the dark, whispering about the spiders under his skin, and how they told him to watch me. If I told him to go away, he'd cry tears of blood. Then one day he stopped coming. At first I was relieved, then I started to miss him. When you broke into my house last week, I thought for one brief moment that he'd returned. 3. Your talent for regurgitating turnips still amazes me. 4. The time we got naked in Parliament as a protest. Shame we didn't pick a day when it was in session. I remember you freaking out about my vestigial tail. 5. Alfred, the cheese-eating gnome. 6. What did you do with the man who smelled like bananas?
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Date: 2007-05-19 03:17 am (UTC)2. When I was little, a man who smelt of bananas used to come into my bedroom at night. He'd stand there in the dark, whispering about the spiders under his skin, and how they told him to watch me. If I told him to go away, he'd cry tears of blood. Then one day he stopped coming. At first I was relieved, then I started to miss him. When you broke into my house last week, I thought for one brief moment that he'd returned.
3. Your talent for regurgitating turnips still amazes me.
4. The time we got naked in Parliament as a protest. Shame we didn't pick a day when it was in session. I remember you freaking out about my vestigial tail.
5. Alfred, the cheese-eating gnome.
6. What did you do with the man who smelled like bananas?