The Fibber's Meme

[dalekboy]

As a bastard act, right before I have no net access for two days, I present the following meme...

Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:

1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

1. Hespa threatened to have Cumber beat me up if I didn't.
2. When I was little, a man who smelt of bananas used to come into my bedroom at night. He'd stand there in the dark, whispering about the spiders under his skin, and how they told him to watch me. If I told him to go away, he'd cry tears of blood. Then one day he stopped coming. At first I was relieved, then I started to miss him. When you broke into my house last week, I thought for one brief moment that he'd returned.
3. Your talent for regurgitating turnips still amazes me.
4. The time we got naked in Parliament as a protest. Shame we didn't pick a day when it was in session. I remember you freaking out about my vestigial tail.
5. Alfred, the cheese-eating gnome.
6. What did you do with the man who smelled like bananas?

[rendragon.livejournal.com]

4. The only reason I freaked was because I was jealous.
6. He made a great smoothie (yum yum!)