The Fibber's Meme

[dalekboy]

As a bastard act, right before I have no net access for two days, I present the following meme...

Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:

1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.

Comments

[battblush.livejournal.com]

You can do me if you have the time and inclination :)

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

You can do me if you have the time and inclination :)

*comes back dripping from cold shower, begins to type*

1. Well it was part of our plan to make Lee jealous enough to want to marry you. Worked a treat, too!
2. I remember when I was small, I liked being small, and I never wanted to grow up, even though it'd mean I'd never be able to reach things on shelves. Eventually I grew a little and realised it was good to be able to reach things on shelves, so I made myself grow to my current height of just over two metres tall. It's a shame you never had the same desire to reach shelves. Then again, that's why we planned to marry you off to Lee, so he could be on shelf duty and you could stay small and cute.
3. I like that you're not a writer.
4. I remember the first Swancon where I met you. What I don't remember is what happened after we got those hookers back to your room...
5. The Butler from The Prisoner - because all the bigwigs kept vanishing but that little bastard was unstoppable!
6. You once told the story of Lee and yourself getting amorous while watching a DVD, so pausing it while you both got busy. It was still on hold over 30 hours later. Weren't you both a bit tired and sore after all that?

[battblush.livejournal.com]

We stopped being sore after 15 or 16 hours when we realised we didn't have to keep holding down the pause button....