The Fibber's Meme

[dalekboy]

As a bastard act, right before I have no net access for two days, I present the following meme...

Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:

1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

1. I was directed to friend you by WASFF. I still don't know why.
2. You remind me of when I was a young teenager, thinking I was cool and hot and sexy. Like you, I found out the truth the hard way.
3. Your subtlety at dealing with delicate issues.
4. I remember when you were born and the doctor slapped your arse, you broke his arm in two different places.
5. The Doctor - because he's a know-it-all bastard, too!
6. Did you have to visit the Wizard of Oz to be gifted with your confidence, and if so, can you tell me how to get there? Please? Pretty please?

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

1. and you still aren't cleared for that, citizen.
2. Yes. We both found out the hard way that its possible to be TOO sexy.
3. I can be subtle. Sometimes I deliberately shoot to wound.
6. No such luck, sorry. Crossroads at midnight. Bring a goat.

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

Actually a goat, an ice-cream maker, a ballet outfit, a fruit basket, coloured textas, a kebab, and 4 litres of lube.

One of these things isn't really necessary, but is just because I want it. I'll let you guess which one.