The Fibber's Meme

[dalekboy]

As a bastard act, right before I have no net access for two days, I present the following meme...

Leave a comment and I will tell fibs about:

1. Why I friended you.
2. The way you remind me of some real or made-up event from my personal history. Where possible, I'll make it insulting or embarrassing.
3. What I like about you.
4. A memory I have of you.
5. The character/pairing I associate you with.
6. Ask something personal I've always wanted to know about you. (I expect a good fib as a response)
7. In theory you're supposed to put this meme up on your LJ. You can probably just fib and say you did.

Comments

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

HA HA! I PWNED YU!

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I have a witty reply that will cut you to the quick, but I have to go somewhere.

But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, you will suffer!

Or the next day. Maybe next week.

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping my eye on you.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

1. I friend you because, well, how could I not? You've always been kind to me, leading me around on a collar that said "Guttermonkey's Bitch", and laughing at my expense. I... No wait... Why did I friend you? Look, I'll get back to you on this one...
2. I used to have a dog called Banjo. I loved that dog so much, then one day he bit me, so I slit his throat. Actually, that's not so much something you remind me of, as something you've inspired me to plan...
3. The way you scream when you come.
4. You dressed as Optimus Prime. I remember being amazed that you built the suit so you could actually transform. I also remember the way the blood dripped and pooled around the suit when you did.
5. The Queen of England, partially because you both have corgis, and partially because you both have a wicked sense of humour.
Oh and you've both slept with Phil.
6. Why did Kylie Minogue pull out of playing Astroboy in Super Happy Robot Hour?