1. Well, you threatened me with physical harm, so I kind of had to. 2. That time I had amnesia and thought I was a princess, and you let me go on thinking it, you bastard! 3. The way you plait your nostril hair. Most people couldn't make that work. 4. That time in high school where we made the principal cry. Okay, it was his dog, but who knew he was that attached to it? 5. Imelda Marcos, because of your shoe fetish. 6. When did you first decide to become a man?
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Date: 2007-05-19 12:43 am (UTC)2. That time I had amnesia and thought I was a princess, and you let me go on thinking it, you bastard!
3. The way you plait your nostril hair. Most people couldn't make that work.
4. That time in high school where we made the principal cry. Okay, it was his dog, but who knew he was that attached to it?
5. Imelda Marcos, because of your shoe fetish.
6. When did you first decide to become a man?