(phone post) - Symbiosis

[dalekboy]

I think there's a symbiotic link between myself and the Belwood.

I keep chuffing along, the car keeps chuffing along. I fall apart and it starts really pissing oil, the diff starts making a noise, the starter motors gets all grindy and... I get stuck in Port Pirie waiting 'til morning for the wrecker's to open and sell me a motor for the wipers.

It's raining here, you see.

I wonder what happens to the car when I get amourous?

Comments

[prk.livejournal.com]

I wonder what happens to the car when I get amourous?

How do you think the motors burned out in the first place?

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

I wonder what happens to the car when I get amourous?

It mounts the kerb?

[rendragon.livejournal.com]

Yes! *happy dance*

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

Be glad you don't have a Dragon ala Pern

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

it leaks lubricant?

[bigevilogre.livejournal.com]

The car goes prowling for cute little Swedish compacts to get cozy with.

Your car should for the most part be basically a Nova with different trim, is there anything that's going to be going out soon? We should retrofit a nice 5.7 from a 2002 Camaro with a five speed auto... cut me loose in some of the wrecking yards down in Denver I could make your little poneycar into a whole different animal!