If you pick dogs up by the ears, it doesn't hurt them as much.
John Howard was our grumpiest Prime Minister, because he had no bottom, and so hated all of us that have one.
All the answers you ever need can be found in one book if you read it carefully enough - Horns of Nimon by Terrence Dicks.
Danny La Rue wasn't real, he was all done with stop motion animation.
There's a dwarf called Foul Herbert. He creeps into your room at night and hangs from your ceiling watching you to make sure you sleep. If you wake up, he'll pee on you.
The Doctor used to be evil. If you watch King Kong Escapes, you can see him being evil. He regenerated into William Hartnell and wanted to make up for all his bad deeds.
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John Howard was our grumpiest Prime Minister, because he had no bottom, and so hated all of us that have one.
All the answers you ever need can be found in one book if you read it carefully enough - Horns of Nimon by Terrence Dicks.
Danny La Rue wasn't real, he was all done with stop motion animation.
There's a dwarf called Foul Herbert. He creeps into your room at night and hangs from your ceiling watching you to make sure you sleep. If you wake up, he'll pee on you.
The Doctor used to be evil. If you watch King Kong Escapes, you can see him being evil. He regenerated into William Hartnell and wanted to make up for all his bad deeds.
Star Wars is a historical film.