Santa Work Update!

[dalekboy]

Father Christmas is very busy and so has asked me to fill in for him this coming Saturday at Big W in the City. I'll be there from around 8:30 to 5pm, so it'll be a big day. Any of you wondering why FC (as he's known to his friends) has chosen me as one of his reps, come along and see me strut my funky stuff.

Cheers,
Danny

PS They're giving me a BELL! The fools! Bwahahahahaha!

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Have you seen any pictures of elves? Yes there are the namby-pamby elves like they have in bloody Lord of the Rings, but I'm talking about proper elves. You know, elves that bloody work for a living, mate! Instead of sitting around on their perfect backsides all day looking in the mirror. Bloody elves... Grrr...

I think I may have to volunteer you to be an elf for North Pole Tonight...

[meljane.livejournal.com]

*blushes* You ratbag *hugs*

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Ratbag? You always know what to say to make me wet :)

[baralier.livejournal.com]

You mean elves that make shoes for a living? Or that look like Dudley Moore? :-P

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I mean the ones that do the hip-swivle, wear jumpsuits and have a sneer.

Thankyouverymuch