Santa Work Update!

[dalekboy]

Father Christmas is very busy and so has asked me to fill in for him this coming Saturday at Big W in the City. I'll be there from around 8:30 to 5pm, so it'll be a big day. Any of you wondering why FC (as he's known to his friends) has chosen me as one of his reps, come along and see me strut my funky stuff.

Cheers,
Danny

PS They're giving me a BELL! The fools! Bwahahahahaha!

Comments

[llbatt.livejournal.com]

I'd sit on your knee, Danny :)

Mind you the last time I sat on FC's knee I had a little accident. Well, I was only 4! And he was scarrrrrrrrry!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

My first day, about two hours in, I had a baby vomit on me and I thought "Now I'm officially Santa!"

And "Eeewwwww!"

[baralier.livejournal.com]

The idea of you as Santa still makes me laugh. But just to even the score:

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

You rock, dude!

[meljane.livejournal.com]

I couldn't sit on your knee for one thing I'm too heavy (80kg) and I would giggle so much that I would fall off your knees.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I've had guys as tall as Ken and half again as wide on my knee, so there :P

Why would you be giggling? I'd have my pants on...

[meljane.livejournal.com]

You make me giggle and you in a Santa suit even more .

I would dress up as an elf if only I had good legs *sigh* and was tall and willowy *double sigh*

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Have you seen any pictures of elves? Yes there are the namby-pamby elves like they have in bloody Lord of the Rings, but I'm talking about proper elves. You know, elves that bloody work for a living, mate! Instead of sitting around on their perfect backsides all day looking in the mirror. Bloody elves... Grrr...

I think I may have to volunteer you to be an elf for North Pole Tonight...

[meljane.livejournal.com]

*blushes* You ratbag *hugs*

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Ratbag? You always know what to say to make me wet :)

[baralier.livejournal.com]

You mean elves that make shoes for a living? Or that look like Dudley Moore? :-P

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I mean the ones that do the hip-swivle, wear jumpsuits and have a sneer.

Thankyouverymuch