dalekboy | The Tweets of April

10:55 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me for the way I keep staring and staring and staring at you... while you sleep. #

17:59 for @angriest - Proof that Prowse was in fact ideal for the voice of Vader - tinyurl.com/prowse #

18:00 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me for 'marking my territory' in the corner of your lounge room. #

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If I'm asleep, I won't realise anyway, therefore I won't hate you because I don't know about it.

I'm sure your habit of staring at people while they sleep will win you millions of teenage girl fans the world over.