I wish I'd read the human sexuality post before I visited you the other night. So many stories I could have shared with you. :(
Like the time I first met my first girlfriend's parents when we stayed at their place over Xmas, and they still thought she was a virgin (uh, about 10 years too late guys) so they put us in different rooms, and then she convinced me to sneak into her room in the middle of the night and we broke the bed. I was freaking out because her dad was a big Irish catholic farmer who probably owned guns ...
Dude! You know we'll find time to talk/get together in the future. Either I'll be visiting Melbourne, you'll be visiting Canberra, or we'll exchange hostages at the border...
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Lots and lots and lots of lube?
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Like the time I first met my first girlfriend's parents when we stayed at their place over Xmas, and they still thought she was a virgin (uh, about 10 years too late guys) so they put us in different rooms, and then she convinced me to sneak into her room in the middle of the night and we broke the bed. I was freaking out because her dad was a big Irish catholic farmer who probably owned guns ...
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Either that or neither of you cares about the chaffing and your bits are pink and tender for days afterwards...
So I hear *ahem*
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Dude! You know we'll find time to talk/get together in the future. Either I'll be visiting Melbourne, you'll be visiting Canberra, or we'll exchange hostages at the border...