Public Service Announcement

[dalekboy]

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Comments

Cleanafan

[thinarthur.livejournal.com]

I always wanted to put on the Mystery Science Theatre hygiene short as part of a con opener to subtly remind people but never had a chance to do so. My worst experience was at a Vahalla 24 hr Sci-Fi movie marathon with a certain well known fan, and my wife once got a train to Seaford and said she could smell the same person at the other end of the carriage.