I have this issue where I can't stand people who kick the back of my seat. Once or twice just shifting isn't bad, but when it's something they do a lot it drives me nuts like a steering wheel belt buckle. So during Spiderman's release it was the practice run the theaters do to make sure the film is ready. Employees could invite friends and family to see the movie free of charge at midnight. I was invited to see the movie with my friend Jerod and these guys sitting behind me spent the first half of the movie making fun of my hairstyle "Heyyyy mr mullet! Mr mullet!" and intentionally was kicking the back of my seat pretending to stretch and yawning loudly. When one kicked me in the back of the head then wedged his feet between my seat and the next one on my arm rest I put his feet in a headlock and dragged him into the hallway and pinnedhim to the wall. (HE has to walk with his hands as I dragged him by his feet). Technically that was assault, and he was under age. So if he decided to call the police it would have been assault on a minor. He was 17 years old. Since he couldn't torment me when he agreed he'd stop he fell asleep during the movie. He snored very loudly. It was tough to resist dropping a big ol' snotty wad of flegm down his throat with that wide open mouth of his!
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Date: 2007-03-19 07:15 pm (UTC)So during Spiderman's release it was the practice run the theaters do to make sure the film is ready. Employees could invite friends and family to see the movie free of charge at midnight. I was invited to see the movie with my friend Jerod and these guys sitting behind me spent the first half of the movie making fun of my hairstyle "Heyyyy mr mullet! Mr mullet!" and intentionally was kicking the back of my seat pretending to stretch and yawning loudly. When one kicked me in the back of the head then wedged his feet between my seat and the next one on my arm rest I put his feet in a headlock and dragged him into the hallway and pinnedhim to the wall. (HE has to walk with his hands as I dragged him by his feet).
Technically that was assault, and he was under age. So if he decided to call the police it would have been assault on a minor. He was 17 years old. Since he couldn't torment me when he agreed he'd stop he fell asleep during the movie. He snored very loudly. It was tough to resist dropping a big ol' snotty wad of flegm down his throat with that wide open mouth of his!