Dalekboy

oh dear. I have _seen_ most of these in erotic fiction that I have read over the years. I believe the idea is that you are so hot whilst reading that you'll ignore the rashiness of the metafores and the apalling imagery. Perhaps authors find the "pounding his hard cock into her wet c???" a bit repetative; although one could argue that once you are at it the act itself is a bit repetative if you're trying to recount it blow by blow (pun intended). I've also seen purple headed love nazi, whorehammer (tm) with the tm I might add and bulging love trunchion (which I can't spell) I wonder if some poor missguided soul will put up the top 500 of these in wikipedia as a list of genital nomenclature?