On the road again

I'm writing from Sean William's huge mansion in Adelaide, after having just had a Swedish massage from one of his female servants, Inga. A Swedish massage is just like an ordinary one, they just talk to you with an accent.

I shall be virtually uncontactable until I hit Perth on Thursday next week, so send any important messages to Sharon and I'll get them.

Yay, off to the wild places again.

But first, breakfast, served on the plump thighs of Cuban women. Sean is *such* a good host!