Not to mention nearly severing your tongue in your mouth when child unexpectedly digs feet into your groin, pushes off and butts head against your chin.
Wait until your toddler just has to view you in the bath, and decides your pubic hair needs combing. Close your eyes for ten seconds while they are in the bathroom, and suddenly, it's Afro hairdo time.
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Date: 2008-10-18 11:34 am (UTC)Wait until your toddler just has to view you in the bath, and decides your pubic hair needs combing. Close your eyes for ten seconds while they are in the bathroom, and suddenly, it's Afro hairdo time.