...my inability to comprehend that Lex is my child...
That's because he's not your child, he's mine. I did Sharon when you weren't looking and forgot to tell you about it. (Come to think of it, I think I forgot to tell her, too.)
You know, now that his evil-maniac look has been plastered over the Internet and turned into a myriad of dangerous bastard characters, there's no way anyone would believe he *wasn't* your son.
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Date: 2009-04-03 11:39 am (UTC)That's because he's not your child, he's mine. I did Sharon when you weren't looking and forgot to tell you about it. (Come to think of it, I think I forgot to tell her, too.)
You know, now that his evil-maniac look has been plastered over the Internet and turned into a myriad of dangerous bastard characters, there's no way anyone would believe he *wasn't* your son.