Conversations with Lex

[dalekboy]

"No, don't put your foot there. No, Lex, don't put it there. No seriously. Ow!"

"No, Lex, don't pull dad's hair. Ow! No, don't do it... That's it, play with dad's collar... Ow! ...and head butt dad in the face too, that might be fun, eh?"

That was just the last ten minutes.