One of the things about you is you're such a fabulous model because you're up for anything. If I said I wanted you stripped naked, covered in green goo and chicken feathers, hanging upside down from Sydney Harbour Bridge, I probably wouldn't have to work too hard to convince you. You'd go, "No... he must have something amazing in mind, and I'm only going to see it if I do this, so..."
Of course, it suddenly occurs to me that suggesting something like that would be a great practical joke. "Film in the camera? Why would I want film in the camera?"
Sparrow's a hard one because I'm not around her, so I haven't got much of a feel for her. That said, I have two ideas, one Sparrow based, one with you and her.
The set-up for the Sparrow one would be the key. You take a beautiful and elegantly arranged room with lovely furnishings, so nice art dotted around the place, some stylish personal effects. Then pick a spot in the room and set off a reasonably strong and firey explosive on the floor, so you have the burn lines and damage reaching out from that point.
Then it's a toss-up between Sparrow being sat at the epicentre of where the blast occurred, and getting a good black and white shot of just that - baby in the middle of the blast damage. Or exactly the same shot, but framed on either side by you and James in the foreground looking horrified at the destruction your little girl has created. Naturally for either version, the cuter and sweeter she looks, the better.
I'd call the shot "Parenthood" :)
The other one that comes to mind is you standing in a fighting pose, a knife or blade held out towards the camera in readiness to attack, and a "I'm going to fucking kill you!" expression on your face. Your other arm is holding Sparrow as she breastfeeds.
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Date: 2009-12-14 06:22 am (UTC)Of course, it suddenly occurs to me that suggesting something like that would be a great practical joke. "Film in the camera? Why would I want film in the camera?"
Sparrow's a hard one because I'm not around her, so I haven't got much of a feel for her. That said, I have two ideas, one Sparrow based, one with you and her.
The set-up for the Sparrow one would be the key. You take a beautiful and elegantly arranged room with lovely furnishings, so nice art dotted around the place, some stylish personal effects. Then pick a spot in the room and set off a reasonably strong and firey explosive on the floor, so you have the burn lines and damage reaching out from that point.
Then it's a toss-up between Sparrow being sat at the epicentre of where the blast occurred, and getting a good black and white shot of just that - baby in the middle of the blast damage. Or exactly the same shot, but framed on either side by you and James in the foreground looking horrified at the destruction your little girl has created. Naturally for either version, the cuter and sweeter she looks, the better.
I'd call the shot "Parenthood" :)
The other one that comes to mind is you standing in a fighting pose, a knife or blade held out towards the camera in readiness to attack, and a "I'm going to fucking kill you!" expression on your face. Your other arm is holding Sparrow as she breastfeeds.