Tweety-things

[dalekboy]

• 09:05 I really didn't need a bad night's sleep before taking Lex to swimming this morning. Bleargh! #
• 09:06 I also appear to be coming down with a cold, which would explain me needing way more sleep than normal. Bleargh! #
• 09:07 But on the plus side, I make lack of sleep combined with encroaching illness look sexy. #
• 12:49 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your pets have all liked me better than you. #
• 12:51 So tired! But neither my son nor I drowned at swimming. I did however lose my glasses at one point. (yes, I wear them in the water) #
• 16:36 RT @gizmodo The Movie Studios' Big 3D Scam - movie studios - Gizmodo ow.ly/1qsoaP #
• 16:44 Happiness is my son dancing to Faith No More #
• 16:47 Whoops, now he's dancing to Mel and Kim, so I'm selling him for organ harvesting tomorrow. #
• 16:50 Mel & Kim's Respectable is my dirty little secret. Fortunately no-one looks at Twitter. #

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