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[dalekboy]

12:14 I had a night of sex dreams. Given how rarely I remember my dreams, this was an unexpected treat. #

12:25 Mr. Wobbly hides his helmet #ThingsNotSaidOftenEnough (it's a euphemism for sex) #

12:26 Riding the pink toboggan #ThingsNotSaidOftenEnough (another euphemism) #

12:27 Putting up shelves #ThingsNotSaidOftenEnough (it's not a euphemism for sex, but it totally should be) #

15:48 Don't find women in burqas offensive or intimidating, unlike the people who wear our flag as a cape, who give me chills. #

16:01 I would deport anyone who uses the term 'unAustralian' if they can't define exactly what being Australian entails. #

16:09 To me #BeingAustralian is about supporting the little guy who's fighting against the odds. You know, like refugees. #

16:25 Mateship definitions include 'equality, loyalty & friendship' not 'beating up those who are different.' #BeingAustralian #

18:23 RT @ilauredhel: A vote against Abbott is NOT a vote for internet censorship. Please keep saying this till they get it. bit.ly/bmxFre #

18:26 RT @cochineal Susan Carland saying very smart things about Muslim women, dress and feminism bit.ly/bAKMRk #

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