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[dalekboy]

09:24 Making an offer on a house. Expecting it to be rejected, but it's what we can afford and we want this place! #

09:26 In other news, having a funeral for my sex life next weekend. Those attending are asked to wear black underwear. #

09:31 mucoool = mongrel, fwute = struth #LexHasaNewWord #

12:06 Well, our offer has been accepted, so assuming all the paperwork goes through okay, we have a house! #

17:32 Oil Rain in the Gulf? Think it's time to rewrite the rules and start draining BP's bank accounts. #fuckyouBP #

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