Beards and Sex

[dalekboy]

In the last 24 hours, it has been suggested that I do a poll about my facial hair and a poll about who wants to sleep with me.

Of course, the two women who said I look hotter without the beard are both overseas. I mean, seriously, what's the good of being hot to people who are too far off to stroke my naked cheek?

Or even my face? *wicked grin*

And the person wanting me to do a poll about who wants to sleep with me posted anonymously! Ok, I can get the anonymous thing, but still, if I got three people say yes, all anonymously, where does that leave me? Or worse still, what if the only person to put their name to it was Lameo? Brrrr...

Maybe I could combine them and do two polls, who wants to sleep with me with the beard/who wants to sleep with me without. *grin*

If I choose to care about my facial hair, does my vanity listen to the people who think I look better without it, or the people who like me with it? Kali commented that she thinks I look younger with the beard, which is interesting, as I think she's right. Are people put off by the beard because it's facial hair, or because of how I look with it?

Is it just me or is my life becoming more complex due to 100 Days? Is this a good thing or a bad one? Should I do a poll on what polls I should do?

Given the number of responses I've had to those two posts, would love to see what people think about any or all of this.

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

You know, you could always post your beard to the two people overseas...

[(Anonymous)]

See the problem I can see with posting a poll about wanting to sleep with you is that there will be people who want to sleep with you, but just blurting it out in a poll is just a bit embarrassing. Hence why I am posting this anonymously. *blush* What if you say "no! never! not even if you were the last person on earth and the future of the human race was at stake!"?? The embarishment!

(not the other anonymous person.)
(and certainly not lameo)

[ghoath.livejournal.com]

i think you're thinking too much and winding yourself into knots again.

[smofbabe.livejournal.com]

If I choose to care about my facial hair, does my vanity listen to the people who think I look better without it, or the people who like me with it?

I think I'd probably say that the woman you live with should be the main determiner besides your own desire. The opinions of people who rarely see/sleep with you should be way down there on the list :->

[kaths.livejournal.com]

You need a poll on whether you should do a poll on whether you should do more polls...

I'd need to see more pics of the before and after of you to decide which I prefer on you, but in general I've come to rather dislike beards on men. I can handle greying, neatly kept beards on 'older' guys, eg in their 60s, but on younger guys I just don't like them. Trimmed goatees are fine.

[throughsoftair.livejournal.com]

I want to sleep with the beard. I've only been using you to get close to the beard....

[shrydar.livejournal.com]

You could always do a poll on which level of facial hair (none, neat and bushy) would most incline people to want to sleep with you (regardless of whether they actually would). Ooh, and a separate one for what looks the most awesome :)

While I admire people with big bushy beards, for myself I prefer neatly kempt (around #2 on the clippers). Fortunate for me, as Jeanette strongly concurs. I'd shave it off occasionally, but that leaves me itchy for the first week of regrowth and un-kissable for a fortnight, starting less than a day after I shave..

[(Anonymous)]

I'mmmmmmmm the other anonymous lol
And who wouldnt sleep with you - with or without the beard given the opportunity??
They'd have to be crazy.
You are most definately 100% sexy and gorgeous.
You are a spectacular person!!