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Mrs. Doran adored both the brownies and the idea of her surprise gift! ( Read more... )
I have made brownies! I do believe the phrase om nom nom is traditional in these circumstances.
I have made brownies! I do believe the phrase om nom nom is traditional in these circumstances.
Have dashed off three quick flash stories this morning in an effort to catch up. I have about six all written just needing a final edit, but while I've been finding the time to write them, haven't been finding time or mental energy to edit or post.
Odd that it's easier for me to quickly write three fresh stories, but there you go.
Patience
Communication
Amber
Odd that it's easier for me to quickly write three fresh stories, but there you go.
Patience
Communication
Amber
Two more flash pieces up...
Reflecting on the Past and Touch of Spirits
Touch of Spirits is my sixth story! Yay! I was looking for inspiration and found a random title generator. It gave me a bunch of names, and that one gave me a story idea :)
Now aiming for ten! *fingers crossed*
Reflecting on the Past and Touch of Spirits
Touch of Spirits is my sixth story! Yay! I was looking for inspiration and found a random title generator. It gave me a bunch of names, and that one gave me a story idea :)
Now aiming for ten! *fingers crossed*
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Here is my first ever story for nano_WriMo, a newly created month of flash fiction writing in November, as opposed to the original NaNoWriMo which is National Novel Writing Month.
It's also been cross-posted to the actual nano_WriMo community, which is where I'll be posting the rest.
( Oidhche Shamhna )
It's also been cross-posted to the actual nano_WriMo community, which is where I'll be posting the rest.
( Oidhche Shamhna )
Shit. You know the problem with becoming the world (apart from Debbie's unceasing fat jokes)? Time gets measured differently. I turn my back for a minute and suddenly the Aztecs haven't been around in like forever! No more blood and hearts for me *sniffles*
Guess I went through all that for nothin' huh? None of the noobs wandering around on me now know how to sacrifice to me or nothin'. *sigh*
And to top things off, I think I've caught something. I'm running a temperature.
Guess I went through all that for nothin' huh? None of the noobs wandering around on me now know how to sacrifice to me or nothin'. *sigh*
And to top things off, I think I've caught something. I'm running a temperature.
Okay, my last post, where I said Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca were nice. Just delete that from you minds okay? Why? Well, they only turned into snakes and pulled me in two! So now I've got people and stuff growing all over my head and shoulders, and for the rest of me it's like everyone's my gynocologist!
And the other gods, what have they done about it? My compo is I get to give people what they need to survive! Me! How is that my friggin' compensation?
Arseholes!
And the other gods, what have they done about it? My compo is I get to give people what they need to survive! Me! How is that my friggin' compensation?
Arseholes!
So I've put on a bit of weight. I'm eating a lot. Debbie says it's cos I've got so many mouths, and I'm like STFU bitch! I'm friggin' depressed, ok? My kids tried to kill me and I had a bloody big warrior pop out of me and massacre them all! Show some compassion, bitch!
Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca are a comfort though. And they make so many nice things to eat! Yum!
Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca are a comfort though. And they make so many nice things to eat! Yum!
I have had the worst day ever! Seriously! It started when I couldn't find my skirt, you know, the snake one. I fuggin LOVE that skirt cos it shows off my legs an now I can't find it. I asked Coyolxauhqui if she had borrowed mummy's skirt for her doof, but she's acting like a little bitch right now, so I couldn't get a straight answer.
Anyway I was sweeping temple an I found a ball of feathers right? An like, no-one owned it or anything, it was just a ball of feathers. So I picked it up and stuck it down my cleavage, cos I thought it might feel nice, an it did. STFU anyone who calls me perve, it's like a feather boa for my girls, ok?
So I went to look for it a while ago and couldn't find it! I was like, WTF?! It's not like my titties could eat feathers! Anyway, I start to feel strange and guess what! Preggers again! How did I get preggers from feathers? What sort of feathers do that to a girl?
Man, I wish I'd had sex ed at school is all I'm sayin'.
Worst is my kids don't believe their mum :(
Anyway I was sweeping temple an I found a ball of feathers right? An like, no-one owned it or anything, it was just a ball of feathers. So I picked it up and stuck it down my cleavage, cos I thought it might feel nice, an it did. STFU anyone who calls me perve, it's like a feather boa for my girls, ok?
So I went to look for it a while ago and couldn't find it! I was like, WTF?! It's not like my titties could eat feathers! Anyway, I start to feel strange and guess what! Preggers again! How did I get preggers from feathers? What sort of feathers do that to a girl?
Man, I wish I'd had sex ed at school is all I'm sayin'.
Worst is my kids don't believe their mum :(
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