That's a relief!

[dalekboy]

So, had my visit. The team expressed sorrow at our loss, and said if I wasn't up to a donation we could reschedule, but I said we'd see how I went. As it was, no real issues, I didn't end up crying in the little room or anything. Made another appointment for Friday week and headed home.

When I got home, I finally explained to mum that I was a sperm donor. Had been meaning to for ages but kept putting it off because it was likely to end up in a long involved conversation about what being a sperm donor means, what it involves, etc.

With my mum.

Hit on the basic explanation that I'm donating semen so that couples who can't have babies might be able to, which I knew mum would get since that was the situation with her and dad. She seemed to get that immediately, gave me a great big hug, then offered me a hot chocolate and biscuits...

...because that's what they give you when you donate blood!

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

I think a great big hug and a hot chocolate and biscuits should always be mandatory after ejaculation.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, I get the point. Next time Jon, I promise :)

[drjon.livejournal.com]

You're letting the side down for all of us, you realise.

You start accepting the situation, and it'll put pressure on the rest of us to accept the situation.

Remember: don't be selfish. Demand your hugs, chocolate and biscuits. We're counting on you.

[callistra.livejournal.com]

You can drink hot chocolate while asleep?

[drjon.livejournal.com]

No offense, but that's really none of your business. ;}P>

[callistra.livejournal.com]

LOL

[lilysea.livejournal.com]

I think a great big hug and a hot chocolate and biscuits should always be mandatory after ejaculation.

Heh. (:

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

> I think a great big hug and a hot chocolate and biscuits should always be mandatory after ejaculation.

I'm already overweight enough as it is. :(

[drjon.livejournal.com]

You just need to earn more hugs and hot chocolate and biscuits.

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the amount of exercise in masturbating does not balance out the hot chocolate and biscuits.

If your method does then that's scary.
:P

[drjon.livejournal.com]

No offense, but that's really really none of your business. ;}P>

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

So I guess you won't be posting a clip on youtube for us?

Hey, it could become the next exercising craze!

[drjon.livejournal.com]

> Hey, it could become the next exercising craze!

I look forward to avoiding seeing your Wankerobics video, thanks.

[mireille21.livejournal.com]

"...because that's what they give you when you donate blood!"

Priceless. :)

[gutter-monkey.livejournal.com]

> I didn't end up crying in the little room or anything.

But crying while you wank is always hilarious. I remember how hard my parents laughed at me the first time they walked in on me crywanking.
:(

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I remember my parents reaction to catching me wanking that first time...

"Danny! At least wait until we're off the tram!"