Gender issues

[dalekboy]

We've been out and about a couple of times in the last two days, which has knocked the stuffing out of both of us. Many people have commented on our baby, and when they hear he's a boy, they all talk about what a good-looking or handsome child he is.

I'm thinking of introducing him to strangers as a girl now and again, just to see what they say.

Once I'm bored with that, I may start saying he's a hermaphrodite.

Comments

[tikiwanderer.livejournal.com]

What you need is a little baby beanie in, say, silver with blue bobbly spots, the front one of which is on a little springy wand. Then you can just say "Neither - it's a cybernetic organism".