Spidonan

[dalekboy]

Few things are as effective at curtailing one's attempt at pre-bed onanism than having a spider drop down from the ceiling and run across one's arm.

I'm just glad that only my arm was bare at that point.

Anyone else have any stories of interruption they'd like to share?

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[satyapriya.livejournal.com]

Deciding to get a mirror view of myself. I used to live in a house that had strip mirrors on the wardrobe doors that faced the end of my bed. Had to position myself carefully so that I was reflected in a mirror, which meant balancing precariously right on the edge of the bed.
The inevitable happened. Things started getting interesting, I wiggled, fell onto the floor.
..... THEN I noticed I'd left the bedroom curtains open and my bedroom faced onto the street.....