What purpose does this serve?

[dalekboy]

Probably too much information for some of you

Okay, I couldn't sleep last night, hence my two rants that took me up until oh God o'clock to finish. After those I still had trouble dropping off, though I think I managed a broken doze. Then Sharon asked me to take over Lex because he wouldn't settle. Had a couple of goes, then sent Shaz to the couch where she could sleep uninterrupted while I tried to settle the bub.

This I did. Eventually. Followed by more broken dozing.

I've had less than three and a half hours sleep, and what I had was broken. I am struggling through the day, physically and mentally, and my only hope of more sleep is that I might get some when Lex goes down to snooze again.

So why the hell am I so bloody horny? Seriously. I feel like crap, and all I really want is to spend an hour or two shagging like mad. Which is a pointless want anyway, cos, y'know, it's been ages, so I'm bound to be a Victor Lawnmower.

I suspect the SMS I got this morning was a major contributing factor, if not the actual culprit. It came from a highly desirable friend of mine, at a time when I was half awake and open to suggestion, on an innocent enough subject that she is unaware can tend to lead me in an amourous direction.

So now, here I sit, chewing furniture, with no chance of a private break to try and resolve the issue.

And tonight I have swimming. I'm to be surround by women in bathing attire...

I'm doomed...

Comments

[ariaflame.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which of my spheres of ignorance have me scratching my head over the Victor Lawnmower.

Wish I could help, but unfortunately I don't think this is possible in any way at this point in time.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that should be a Victa lawnmower, can tell I'm tired. Victa lawnmower = Victa 'two-stroke'.

Does that help?

Ooh, wishes to help! Be careful, you may get asked one day ;P

[ariaflame.livejournal.com]

A slight bell is ringing.

;)

[mireille21.livejournal.com]

LOL. Must remember that one. I was going to ask about the lawnmower thing too.

[sonictail.livejournal.com]

The victa analogy is giving me simultaneously a amusing and horrific mental picture...

I hope you work it out.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Oo-er!

[sonictail.livejournal.com]

It amuses me to no end :)

[mireille21.livejournal.com]

PS. I told you the story about the guy who sued the manufacturors of a certian blender once didn't I?

[tikiwanderer.livejournal.com]

Sometime during last night I vaguely remember hearing the words "Wake up, it's time for sex". Wasn't consciously processed though, I just remember I suddenly came awake very, um, engaged. statnerdery said afterwards that he didn't think I was awake enough to comprehend it, but he was talking directly to my subconscious mind anyway so it didn't matter. -grin- I love this man.

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

I wonder if that works on guys... *looks innocent*

[kaths.livejournal.com]

Oops :)

[mynxii.livejournal.com]

Oo-er :)

I've been in a similar state off and on for weeks now. Climbing. the. walls.

[meljane.livejournal.com]

The psyche is a weird thing indeed and the way hormones seemed to work still seems illogical to me .

Sometimes its hard for me to tell between feeling depressed, tired or horny , although usually its figuring out whether I'm feeling tired or depressed most of the time and getting the three mixed up happens occasionally .

[rendragon.livejournal.com]

It's called... "dying must procreate". Happens when you're sick with a cold, etc too.

Hope you get what you're craving soon - or a babysitter for Lex ;)

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, cold, 'flu, etc. I always tend to get outrageously lascivious.

Interestingly, over the last two or three years,I tend to get to a point where even the horniness dies off. That used to happen previously, but I had to be very sick before it killed my libido.

[mireille21.livejournal.com]

Hey maybe it's your body's way of telling you to do this so that then you'll be relaxed enough to sleep?