Danny's Photoshoot Meme

[dalekboy]

Write to me if you'd like to know how I would like to photograph you. Don't tell me how you'd like to be photographed, it's my job to come up with something for you.

All your comments will be screened, so people will only see my replies to you. I will unscreen your original request only if you ask me to after I have replied.

Disclaimer time - I may need you to point me towards a recent photo of yourself since my memory for people's faces/bodies is often crap. Be warned, you may find the way I'd like to photograph you ridiculous, insulting, boring, obvious, exploitative, confronting, confusing, completely off the mark of how you see yourself, or completely uncreative. Worse still, I may not be able to think of anything for you. If I can't think of anything for you though, it probably means I just need to chat with you more, to spark some ideas.

Either that you or have no discernable personality.

Yes, I am mean. Tough it out, you bastards!

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I've told you about this one before. White background, you in foreground, screaming with anger at the camera. Really, really pissed off. Probably a black and white photo.

I know people don't tend to take you seriously when you're angry, so I want a photo of you where those same people see it and go, "I don't want to be on the receiving end of that temper!"

If need be, I'd spend hours winding you up, talking to you only about things that make you furious, then discounting them offhand. By the end of it, I'd want you screaming red-faced into the lens. And then, get the shot just when you're glowering at me as you take a breath before you start again.

Or you dressed as Marie Antoinette. No idea where that comes from.