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Write to me if you'd like to know how I would like to photograph you. Don't tell me how you'd like to be photographed, it's my job to come up with something for you.
All your comments will be screened, so people will only see my replies to you. I will unscreen your original request only if you ask me to after I have replied.
Disclaimer time - I may need you to point me towards a recent photo of yourself since my memory for people's faces/bodies is often crap. Be warned, you may find the way I'd like to photograph you ridiculous, insulting, boring, obvious, exploitative, confronting, confusing, completely off the mark of how you see yourself, or completely uncreative. Worse still, I may not be able to think of anything for you. If I can't think of anything for you though, it probably means I just need to chat with you more, to spark some ideas.
Either that you or have no discernable personality.
Yes, I am mean. Tough it out, you bastards!
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Wait, googled it. ...Nah...
Not sure what I'd do individually, but if you guys were together for the shoot, I'd be tempted to get you both in matching suits and do a Kray Brothers or Alexei Sayle "Didn't You Kill My Brother?" style shot.
Actually, I like the idea of you both together. You're such a fabulous team. A table with two laptops on it opposite each other, with each of you screaming and gesticulating wildly at stupid people on the net.
Other version, one of you is screaming away, the other is sitting quietly enjoying some post or other.