Tweety-things

[dalekboy]

• 19:00 My hopes for new #DoctorWho - stories where I don't spot the plot-holes until after the episode is finished. #
• 19:07 twitpic.com/1c4pz6 - Museum door from the Eyre Bird Observatory. Must get back there. #
• 19:09 twitpic.com/1c4qcu - I like the tree framed in the window. Sadly, wall had collapsed by my next visit. #
• 19:27 (nsfw) RT - @cocksox twitpic.com/1c4s5n - as the sun sets over Sydney thought I would show you the view from my office window! #
• 20:06 Know what I like about Twitter? Replying to famous folk and unknowns alike, as if you know them. #
• 21:27 Want to watch a film... Scars of Dracula, Clockwork Orange, Princess Diaries 2, something else...? #
• 21:29 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I own a 1970 Holden Belmont penis extension. #
• 21:40 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because a short trip in my car has the same carbon footprint as Venezuela. #
• 21:50 I have opted for Superman Batman - Public Enemies. Andrea Romano's voice casting always gets me juiced. #
• 23:21 Public Enemies was cool. Wasn't totally sold on Lex Luthor's character at the end, nor the robot design, but overall, fab! #
• 23:29 Bed now. All alone. I'll have to Dutch oven myself. G'night. #
• 10:36 According to IMDB, my popularity is down 7% this week. Oh no! What do I do? Maybe Sarah Palin would like to interview me? #
• 10:49 Thought about playing a joke on my son, but instead did some pissweak sleight-of-hand, which amounts to the same thing. #
• 13:00 Every April Fool's Day, same thing - Jennifer Connelly tells me she's going to shag me then doesn't. It's getting old, Jen! #
• 13:05 Mind you, I can't talk. Been playing the exact same April Fool's Day gag on Angelina Jolie for years. #
• 13:07 Few years ago, on April Fool's, I convinced Megan Fox her opinion was actually important - yeah, that one backfired. #
• 13:31 Why was I comfortable going on my own to nudist beach in Melbourne, but I'm not comfy going to Kambah Pools in the ACT? #

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